hay hayyy.

once upon a time there was a girl (who liked boys) and another girl (who liked girls). for our purposes we will call them A and S, respectively. they came to know each other through a mutual friend, an ivy-league socialite party animal (the kind who wears ascots) with a reputation for getting into accidentally absurdist arguments with anyone who was willing. they decided that, while he was a decidedly intriguing fellow and a good friend, they just had a few more key similar interests. S and A both took an interest in the arts, and fashion, and napping in the grass, and playing shuffleboard (s: wait, a, what is shuffleboard?), and music that sounded like it was made by fairies. more portentously, though, they were obsessed with all things vap. indeed, they were veritable queens of superficial judgment! superficial judgment in the most respectable, classy, and -- let's face it -- dead-on way possible. so, one day, they decided to bring their truly oracular insight to the public realm: "whatever shall we employ as our vehicle for vapid editorializing?" pondered A. S, always on her toes, responded instantaneously, "a weblog, to be sure! it is what all the kids are doing these days, along with their grandmothers and probably great-grandmothers even."

alors, voici! in all its vapid, fabulous glory, what promises to be a tome of what we deem to be pretty things (and a firestorm of hatred for un-pretty things, of course), of monstrous proportions, and dare i say biblical (biblical!) authority. sit yr ass down, beetch, and we will expound on fashion and other superficia until the cows come home.

-a & s