Monday, December 24, 2007

Tory Burch flats. unnnggghh.

let me now christen my editorial blog career with a rant, as is probably most appropriate, given my general disposition:

the next White Girl i see hauling high-end shopping bags in a pair of goddamn Tory Burch flats, i swear on my great-grandmother's flood-ravaged grave that i will shiv her with my car keys, push her into oncoming traffic, and kindly donate her heathen footwear to the nearest homeless woman.


-a.

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