HAT(E)

The biggest double D tit of a floppy hat I've seen in my life.

- s.

Carnival Mirror

I want so badly to punch this guy in the teeth. Nowhere else. Just his teeth. TEEF.

- s.

_ _ _ _ Bible, burn in hell

This 90s throwback must end. And not just because people I dislike wear dayglo/neon/flourescent.

Stop it.

Stop it.

STOP IT.

- s.

Hat(e)

I really, really hate this stupid soft beret trend. This type of hat makes the wearer look like some kind of boho cafeteria lady. Actually, no, it makes the wearer's head look like a floppy tit.

- s.

Tory Burch flats. unnnggghh.

let me now christen my editorial blog career with a rant, as is probably most appropriate, given my general disposition:

the next White Girl i see hauling high-end shopping bags in a pair of goddamn Tory Burch flats, i swear on my great-grandmother's flood-ravaged grave that i will shiv her with my car keys, push her into oncoming traffic, and kindly donate her heathen footwear to the nearest homeless woman.

-a.