let me now christen my editorial blog career with a rant, as is probably most appropriate, given my general disposition:
the next White Girl i see hauling high-end shopping bags in a pair of goddamn Tory Burch flats, i swear on my great-grandmother's flood-ravaged grave that i will shiv her with my car keys, push her into oncoming traffic, and kindly donate her heathen footwear to the nearest homeless woman.
the next White Girl i see hauling high-end shopping bags in a pair of goddamn Tory Burch flats, i swear on my great-grandmother's flood-ravaged grave that i will shiv her with my car keys, push her into oncoming traffic, and kindly donate her heathen footwear to the nearest homeless woman.
-a.
